injured pigeon

injured pigeon

what's up people! this is gabriel iglesias why does he look so thuggish? cause i'm in new york bitch! i'm... i don't... i don't know... maybe i am, maybe i'm not i could be at some sound stage somewhere in south dakota uh.... i'm not uh... here's what's going on i have a new special coming out very soon called

i'm sorry for what i said when i was hungry and it's going to be available exclusively if you play by the rules on netflix otherwise you're gonna see it wherever you're gonna see it that's right people... netflix and if you don't have a netflix account you know who to call netflix - the people that brought you

house of cards, narcos orange is the new black which is ironic cause i'm going to be wearing an orange shirt for my new special so that you know apparently orange is the new brown now so check out this clip and uh... laugh it up and don't forget december twentieth available exclusively on netflix and if you need a code... call somebody

for me to know that i'm gonna have a good experience at a taco truck i always research... i look to see who's running the truck for me to know that i'm gonna have a good time i want to make sure that it's an all-female crew not to sound sexist it's just that when it's all

women running the truck they make me feel good about myself they make me feel special... when i walk up at one o'clock in the morning and i have a buzz they make me feel good hellooooo? they come to the window hola mi gordito, como estas?

como estas de gordito? i feel like a kid, i'm like can i have a taco? whatever you want me to get you i'll get it for you now see... when it's an all mexican male crew running the truck it's late... they're tired...

they're bitter... customer service isn't our strongest point at one o'clock in the morning and then you gotta deal with a drunk knucklehead like me helloooo? gordo, what you want?! what you want?!! hey wassup bro?

ok... what else? that's it.. that's not even a word! but you know exactly what he just told you for some reason mexican people and only mexican people have this sound that comes out of us that can just discredit anything you put in front of it

it doesn't matter what it is we can kill it with that sound i just graduated from college top of my class fine! i'll work at burger king! papi, this is my fiancã©. he loves me fine! i'll be a whore! well there you have it you guys hope you enjoyed the clip and don't forget to subscribe to my channel

somewhere around here there's a subscribe button every month they change it so i don't know where to point so you'll figure it out and if you can't figure it out then... yeah... you probably shouldn't be on the internet i'll see you guys next time with more of whatever it is that i'm up to there goes my ride you guys... i gotta go